The Pirates Hack shows that we have to go through Elfaria to reach the area where... Griefer August is??! Of the billions of possible offline places, Griefer August just happened to land in ours!

Sometimes, when a Griefer is thrown down from online, his power breaks - not being able to go online to replenish his Item supplies at the Auction, his armies become weak over time.

Let's hope that August's power has been broken. Otherwise, we should just hang out here and hug some trees!