Damn! Double damn! Look at those two craters: the one on the left is gigantic! I've never seen a crater that big! The Griefer that made that crater can only be... Ulgress! Griefer Ulgress is here! Offline!

The Pirate Hack says Ulgress is not in this Area any more, but he might just come back this way! What say we go back to Elynotis and just pretend we Own the World? OK?